Geo Humor

Johnny Cash – I’ve Been Everywhere, Man


“Well, a lot of people are saying Governor Palin really put Alaska on the map. To which President Bush said, Really? Well, how come I still can’t find it?'” –Jay Leno

Three Men

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

“God, please give me the strength to cross the river.”

Poof!….. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: “God, please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river.”

Poof!……God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: “God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.”

Poof!…..He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked two hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

Google Maps Humor

Tom Toles Editorial Cartoon, Washington Post, Dec. 3, 2007
Tom Toles 12/3/2007

Voice-Activated GPS System Takes Top Gun Soundtrack Fan Into The Danger Off The Mark by Mark Parisi – Maps Cartoons

Hopefully Most Teens are Smarter Than This About Geography!
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Family Circus 7-21-2007

Pepper...and Salt WSJ
Pepper...and Salt WSJ
Non Sequitur June 21, 2007
Baby Blues 4/15/2007
Rhymes with Orange Comic
Family Circus Comic

The Future Of Google Maps?

“Well according to the Global Positioning System
we are exactly in the middle of nowhere.”
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‘Midwest’ Discovered Between East, West Coasts

NEW YORK-A U.S. Geological Survey expeditionary force announced Tuesday that it has discovered a previously unknown and unexplored land mass between the New York and California coasts known as the “Midwest.”